Then Moses said to Aaron, “Say to the whole congregation of the Israelites, ‘Draw near to the LORD, for he has heard your complaining.'” – Exodus 16:9
May I have the form, please? Thank you.
[Divine Complaint Form: Form 2, Revision 4,917,824,718]
[For Internal Use Only: Complaint Reference: Exodus 16]
Complainant: Hebrew Refugees
Complaint Date: Now
Complaint Received and Delivered by: Moses and Aaron
Complaint Type: [Checkbox] Hunger
Desired Timeframe for Response: [Checkbox] Immediate
Related Previous Complaints: Enslavement, legal murder, tasked with making bricks without straw, military pursuit, bitter water.
Disposition of Previous Complaints: Emancipation, murder now illegal, emancipation, military pursuers overthrown, water made drinkable.
Further Factors in Current Complaint:
While warned to provide ourselves with unleavened bread – there was not time for it to rise before fleeing Egypt – we did not have time to bake enough to provide for a journey which has now extended to forty-five days. The people are camped in a wilderness without bread ovens, with questionable amounts of firewood, with uncertain water sources, without adequate cooking oil, without flour, without mill stones, and without grain.
Further, we are unhappy with our leadership. They don’t seem to have plans for reliably obtaining food or water, and we are not confident in their ability to navigate through this wilderness to our destination in Canaan. It could take us forty years at this rate.
While the disposition of previous complaints tends toward confidence, the simple truth is that we will not survive without a reliable source of food. We do not accept that we are free only to starve.
[For Internal Use Only: Resolution of Complaint: Manna.]
[For Internal Use Only: Notes on Resolution of Complaint:]
[They didn’t know what it was.]
[For Internal Use Only: Notes for Future Planning:]
[Lay in a forty year supply.]
A (semi-)poem/prayer based on Exodus 16:2-4, 9-15, the Revised Common Lectionary First Alternate Reading for Year B, Proper 13 (18).
The image is Miracle of the Manna by Jacopo Tintoretto (ca. 1577) – http://www.laeditorialvirtual.com.ar/Pages/MartosDenes/LosDeicidas/Images/MilagroDelMana.jpg, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=5182241
2 thoughts on “Successful Complaint”
I just love this. And I thought I knew where I was going with my sermon.
I’m always glad to sow confusion.